Mr. Fielder comment translator volume 1
“Crap –“This means your paper is worse that the worse.
“Fart –“This means you have the absolute worse paper of the day/class.
“Struggle” This means you are to have troubles writing your paper while thinking it out. Mr. Fielder requires struggle in all of his papers. If you struggle you succeed.
“Big fisherize” To make your story to relate to the movie Big Fish.
“Damn-it Blazer” When Blazer messes up Mr. Fielders great ideas.
“You broke it” When you break something when it’s not actually broken
“Stay Focused” Don’t mess around and work or Mr. Fielder will get out the machetes from Rwanda.
“Prove This” Mr. Fielder says this when hes trying to stump you on a topic or question.
“Talking is not an Option” dont talk when Mr. Fielder wants you to work or he'll go make 30 copys of an artical and give you a crap loud of homework.
“Stronger” Mr. Fielder says this when he wants you to have a stronger point os idea.
“You Beat The System” When you beat the books or ideas, you will experience this when you learn about eliminating clutter.
“Roll up your sleeves” Mr.Fielders way of saying get to work and actually work.
“Clutter” a form of filler words or words that are not neededin writting, see this whole blog is full of clutter.
“They invented the paragraph in 1972” Mr. Fielders way of saying use paragrphs in your writing
“Blazer they created this thing called the capitol I” When blazer or anyone uses lower case i's in thier writing, mostly in blogs and in this sentence.
See volume two coming soon, due to the fact that Mr. fielder never gave me any more words to write down so i still accomplished my half ass job on this blog by cluttering the page using lower case i’s not staying focused not struggling hard enough and not having a strong idea or opinion. So this grade should be any where from a crap - to a fart -, or even both.
Oh and Mr. Fielder there was no way to put a picture on here or even a hyperlink so you shouldent mark me down a all for that cause i just saved you time by writing all about your wonderful comments.
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Chris I think that this blog is quite humorus. It would be even better if Mr. Fielder actually said this on papers more often.
ReplyDeletewow, that was impressive, his class makes sense now...
ReplyDeleteI haven't heard all the quotes yet but with Blazer in my class...
ReplyDeleteMy favorite Mr. Fielder quote is " they invented this thing called the paragraph, you should use it sometime."
ReplyDeleteYou really got work on your spelling and "struggle" while writing
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious. I'll have to look back at this when I get papers back now. Has Fielder read this ?
ReplyDeleteChris,this was very funny, but is is accurate.I also wanna hear Mr. Fielders response to this as-well.
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious and thanks to cause I lost my translator worksheet.
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