Mr. Fielder comment translator volume 1

Mr. Fielder comment translator volume 1


“Crap –“This means your paper is worse that the worse.

“Fart –“This means you have the absolute worse paper of the day/class.
“Struggle” This means you are to have troubles writing your paper while thinking it out. Mr. Fielder requires struggle in all of his papers. If you struggle you succeed.
“Big fisherize” To make your story to relate to the movie Big Fish.
“Damn-it Blazer” When Blazer messes up Mr. Fielders great ideas.
“You broke it” When you break something when it’s not actually broken
“Stay Focused” Don’t mess around and work or Mr. Fielder will get out the machetes from Rwanda.
“Prove This” Mr. Fielder says this when hes trying to stump you on a topic or question.
“Talking is not an Option” dont talk when Mr. Fielder wants you to work or he'll go make 30 copys of an artical and give you a crap loud of homework.
“Stronger” Mr. Fielder says this when he wants you to have a stronger point os idea.
“You Beat The System” When you beat the books or ideas, you will experience this when you learn about eliminating clutter.
“Roll up your sleeves” Mr.Fielders way of saying get to work and actually work.
“Clutter” a form of filler words or words that are not neededin writting, see this whole blog is full of clutter.
“They invented the paragraph in 1972” Mr. Fielders way of saying use paragrphs in your writing
“Blazer they created this thing called the capitol I” When blazer or anyone uses lower case i's in thier writing, mostly in blogs and in this sentence.

See volume two coming soon, due to the fact that Mr. fielder never gave me any more words to write down so i still accomplished my half ass job on this blog by cluttering the page using lower case i’s not staying focused not struggling hard enough and not having a strong idea or opinion. So this grade should be any where from a crap - to a fart -, or even both.


Oh and Mr. Fielder there was no way to put a picture on here or even a hyperlink so you shouldent mark me down a all for that cause i just saved you time by writing all about your wonderful comments.

Big Fisherized story

     Once I was told to write a story. I was told to rewrite a story from the past, and big fisherize it. Now some might say to big fisherize a story is not difficult, but I say its one of the toughest things you can do. To take a past story of your life would be messing with what actually happened if you were to big fisherize the story. The challenge is to have some thing actually happen in your life and think of how it was to be big fisherized. Now I thought long and hard about a story from the past and how I could big fisherized it. I thought of many stories that could have been tampered with. I asked my fellow classmates for pointers on writing this difficult piece art that our awesome teacher Mr. Fielder has brought to us on this fine day. I even thought of making up a story that would not be true in any way to me. I thought of copying some one else’s ideas (such as Dan P. did off of Brian Smith) but it just wouldn’t be me in this case of an assignment. So you can see I spent a lot of time thinking about this work of art I am presenting to you. Its now 7:30 and the real story starts now.

     This whole week I have had time to think about the big fisherized story that is due tomorrow, which is Friday February 19th 2010.It so happens that I thought of an excellent story to write that would be big fisherized all on its own. So I took a day for thoughts and other things to come to my senses. So I started to type it down. Although I had had time to think of story it was still difficult and had realized that Mr. Fielder wanted to challenge us and to struggle greatly on this wonderful piece. So I thought the story can never be told straight, and can be told many different ways every time. Therefore the big fisherized story is a big fish that can never be caught or in this case written. If you read this and it makes no sense at all don’t consult me because I already know it doesn’t make sense.
( See Mr. Fielders Comment translator 2 blog coming soon for definitions of struggle, challenge, and big fisherize)

Artical Response

China Rejects U.S. Complaints on Its Currency

Thesis: The U.S. should urge china to change their currency for a more fair trade.
     First off trade is at a great disadvantage to the U.S., due to the large debt the U.S. owes to china.In the artical China Rejects U.S. Complaints on Its Currency, By Edward Wong and Mark Landler, they state that " Economists agree with that assessment. They say that the Chinese currency, the renminbi, is undervalued by 25 to 40% compared to the dollar and other currencies. Now that statement says a lot right there, it says that the currency in china is far less in value to meny other contries. Think of it this way, you are at lunch someone is tradeing their oreos. You want thoughs oreos, but all you have is some crackers. China is the crackers and are no where close to value of the oreos (the U.S. dollar). If this trade goes through this was a great trade for China but, the not the U.S. because the values are way off.
     Some might have great ideas for approching this subject but I dont and niether do you. Some might say to stop with all the exports but the U.S. would loose so much from that and i think that China could maintain life without the U.S. Now China would be out  2.4 trillion $ in trade with the U.S. and the U.S. would be out so much supplies that are great essential luxury thing that american want and would have to find else where for much higher prices. So you can see how much we need china to stay a major export for the U.S.
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/05/world/asia/05diplo.html?scp=1&sq=china%20rejects%20u.s.%20complaints%20on%20its%20currence&st=cse